Rating: PG-13. A couple of swear words.
Disclaimer: Don't own
them. I wish I did, but if wishes were fishes we would walk on the sea.
Warning:
Can't think of any. I am a new writer so I guess that counts. Oh and this
is unbeta'd
Summary: Blair's brings something unexpected home from Scotland.
It all started after I came home from visiting Naomi in the Orkney
Islands in Scotland. Mom had found 'the most wonderful little retreat' in the
Orkney's and wanted me to join her over there for a couple of weeks to visit.
Jim seemed to be handling his senses pretty well the last couple of
months and I was feeling run down from my double duty as student and teaching
fellow at Rainier University and observer at the Cascade Police Station.
When Jim heard off Mom's invitation he insisted I go see her and relax for a couple
of weeks.
Never should have listened to him. If I hadn't I wouldn't be
here kneeling in the middle of the loft surrounded by a circle of sea salt and
bee's wax candles, chanting an old Scottish incantation under the watchful eyes
of a glaring Sentinel.
In my mind I tried to piece together what had
brought Jim and I to this point in time.
While on the Island with mom
I was taken for the grand tour of all the historical sites. My tendency
to slip into lecture mode was definitely inherited from Naomi as she launched
into a detail list of all the fairy folk associated with the island. My
one course in Celtic Mythology was nothing compared to the knowledge I gained
from Naomi that day.
Most of the stories were quite interesting.
The mythology of the Celtic people was vast and they had a huge variety of earth
spirits, fairies in laymans term, for every aspect of the natural world.
Mom brought me to an ancient fairy circle that had been found recently deep in
the woods. We sat outside of it and talked some more about the region's
myths.
Naomi's description of one type of fairy had me cracking
jokes about what would happen if Jim ever ran into them. "It would
be a war zone man. An utter war zone."
Naomi laughed as we
stood up to leave and put an arm around my waist, guiding me away from the fairy
circle. "It's a good thing you two don't live in Scotland then hmm?"
Mom said playfully.
Gazing at her, I returned her laugh. "With
my luck they will just follow my home!" I joked.
Me and my
damn mouth. Gets me in trouble all the time.
**********
"Jim,"
I yelled from my bedroom as I knelt to look under my bed. "Jim! Have
you seen my laptop?"
"You don't have to yell junior.
I'm a Sentinel remember? Enhanced hearing capabilities and all that,"
Was my roommate's sarcastic reply. "Did you look in the pit that you
call your room?"
"Oh ha ha man. Your so funny,"
I mumbled as I straighten up and looked around the room again. "Where
did I put it? I swear I left in right here on my desk."
"I
don't know how you can find anything in there Sandburg," Jim said from the
kitchen where he was preparing our breakfast. "There's probably a lost
civilization or two that you can study in there."
Coming out of
my room I glared at him. "You're just full of laughs today.
I'll have you know that my room is very organized thank-you. I know exactly
where everything is."
"Then why can you find your laptop Darwin?"
I flipped Jim the bird, drawing a smile from him, and grabbed the tea kettle
to fill it up with water. An object inside the kettle caused it to rattle.
Taking off the lid I peered inside. "Umm Jim, is there a reason that
your tooth brush is in the kettle? I know your kind of fanatical about cleanliness,
but boiling your toothbrush man, that's just plain weird."
"What?"
Jim said in a puzzled tone as he looked over my shoulder. "Very funny
Sandburg," he said as he reached over and grabbed the tooth brush from the
pot. "What kind of experiment are you doing now? Trying to see
if the Sentinel can track his tooth brush down or something."
"Whoa
man, I am not guilty here," I said as I put the kettle down on the counter.
"Well, if it wasn't you junior who was it? The tooth fairy?"
"The tooth fairy, that's funny," I chuckled. "Maybe
you were sleepwalking and your anal fixation on neatness decided that the ol'
tooth brush needed a good cleaning."
Jim just glared at me as he
went to put his toothbrush away.
'Well, that was weird', I thought as
I filled the kettle with water and placed it on the stove to boil.
********
My
laptop was eventually found under the couch. I ignored Jim's comment about absentminded
professors and put the laptop back in my room on my desk.
I managed to
put the strangeness from the morning out of my mind.
A gruelling case
that Jim was on kept us out late. A quick bite from a fast food restaurant
substituted for supper. When we arrived home we both immediately made for
our beds.
Once my head hit the pillow I was out like a light.
It didn't seem like any time had past before the door to my room was flung
open.
"Sandburg! What the hell are you doing in here!"
Jim ground out between clenched teeth. He must of just gotten out of bed as he
sported the usually bed head hairdo.
Sitting up in surprise I blinked
sleepily at him. "What the hell are you talking about Jim?"
"I finally got to sleep when you started to make all this noise.
What are you doing? Bouncing a ball in here or something?"
"Noise? What noise man? I was sleeping. How can you hear
anything any ways," I said irritably as I rubbed my face with my hands. "Did
you break your white noise generator?"
I had given Jim a
white noise generator for his birthday a few month ago. It was actually more a
present for me than for him as I could actually move around at night now with
out rousing the grumpy Sentinel from his sleep.
"That's another
thing Sandburg, I can't find the generator. Where and why did you move it?"
"I'm too tired for this man. I never touched your generator Jim."
"Well something happened to.." Jim stopped what he was saying
suddenly. His head tilted slightly to one side, a habit he had picked up
when he used his sentinel hearing.
"Jim what..."
Holding his hand up Jim spun around to look out of my bedroom door.
"Do you hear that?"
Listening hard for a moment I shook my
head. "I don't hear anything Jim."
Jim's face screwed
up with confusion. "It sounds like someone laughing. No, there's
more than one person."
Getting out of bed I moved over to Jim's
side. "You hear laughing outside the loft?"
"No
it's in the loft."
Following Jim into the kitchen I watched as he
scouted around the room.
"It's all around us Blair. What
is going on here?"
A loud bang from the bathroom made Jim wince.
"Now I heard that," I said as we both moved towards the bathroom.
Standing behind Jim, I raised up on my tiptoes to peek over his shoulder
as he slowly pushed the bathroom door open.
"What the hell!"
Jim said when we both saw his white noise generator laying on the bathroom floor.
Spinning around Jim just about knocked me on my keister as he quickly
shoved past me.
"There's that laughter again."
I looked down at the white noise generator laying on the floor then up at
Jim's tooth brush that was back in its proper place.
Uh oh.
Groaning, I covered my face with my hands, shaking my head back and forth.
"No, this can't be happening. It can't be real. How can they.."
"Sandburg," I heard my Sentinel growl behind me. "Why
do I have this feeling that you know what's going on?"
Slowly turning
around to face the firing squad I threw what I hope was my most enduring innocent
look at Jim. "Jim, I don't know what you're talking about. I.."
"Exactly Chief. You. You seem to know what's going on here and
I wanted to know what it is."
"But Jim.."
"Now
Sandburg."
Holding up my hands defensively I headed back to my room.
"Ok, ok. I think I know what's going on, but man, I don't know wether
to believe it or not. I mean, sure your living proof of the supernatural
but this, this is just too weird. Man, Naomi would be in heaven if she
was here."
Digging through a pile of books I picked up in Scotland
I found that one I was looking for.
Moving back into the main
room I headed for the couch. Sitting down at one end I started to
flip through it.
Suddenly Jim was in front of me, plucking the book out
of my hands. Turning it over to look at the cover I was reward with Jim's 'give
me a break' look.
"A Witch's Guide to Faery Folk. You have
got to be kidding me Chief."
Snatching the book back from the smirking
Sentinel I opened to book to its index. "Relax Jim. I picked
this up in Scotland. It has a complete listing of fairies from around the
world," I said as I looked for the right page. Glancing up at Jim
I gave him a small smile. "I thought that it would be interesting to
read about South American fairies. See if there is any mention of Sentinel's
or Sentinel abilities."
"Ah ha. Here we are. The
Trow."
"Trow? What are the Trow?" Jim said
as he moved to sit beside me on the couch.
"The Trow are some fairies
that originate from the Shetland and Orkney Islands."
"So,"
Jim drawled. "You think we have a fairy problem."
"Ya,
smart ass. I think we have a fairy problem," I said reaching over to
smack Jim in the arm. "It makes perfect sense."
Jim rubbed
his arm and look at my skeptically. "Uh huh. Perfect sense.
To you maybe."
"Just listen for a moment. It says here,
and I quote, "Trows are native to the Shetland and Orkney Islands and possibly
to the Upper Hebrides. They are completely nocturnal and sneak around at
night moving things around just for the fun of aggravating human. Since Trows
have no legs, they move around by rolling on their bulbous forms or by bouncing
like rubber ball."
Setting the book aside I turned to face Jim on
the couch. "Don't you see Jim? It makes perfect sense."
I started to tick my points on my finger. "One, our stuff being moved around
and placed in strange spots overnight. Two, when you woke me up you asked
if I was bouncing a ball, that would be the Trow moving around. Three, the
laughter that you heard. That's probably them laughing their asses off at
us."
Jim put his elbows on his knees and hid his face in his hands.
"Why does all this weird shit happen to us," he groaned.
Patting
him on the back I chuckled. "We must have done something interesting
in our past lives to deserve this man."
Sitting up again Jim glared
at me. "So what's your theory about why they are here, in this loft
of all places."
"Well, that's my fault actually."
"Why do I have no problem seeing that?" Jim grouched.
"Ha ha man. Like I sent them an engraved invitation or something.
Jeez. I don't know why they followed..oh shit," I said as I moved
away from Jim just incase he decided to come after me. "Me and my big
mouth. Well, I think I know why they followed me home. When I was
in Scotland with Naomi we went to a fairy ring in the woods. We stayed there
a while talking about the local beliefs, fairies being one of them. She
told me about a fairy that loved to move things around and I sort of joked that
they would drive you absolutely crazy. It's kind of funny in a 'be careful
what you wish for' way."
"Yeah Sandburg, it's just hilarious."
Standing up he towered over me threateningly. "I don't care how you
do it but I want these fairies out of my house now."
"Jim,
it takes days to prepare for something like this. I use to have a girlfriend
who was a Wiccan, a witch, and when she did spells she would prepare days in advance."
"Sandburg," he growled leaning over me.
"Or I could
just wing it," I said in a nervous squeak.
********
So
that is the tale of how I ended up doing a banishment spell in the middle of the
night under the watchful eye of my Sentinel.
It must have done the trick
because when Jim tilted his head to listen for fairy laughter he gave a sigh of
relief.
"All clear?" I asked hopefully, still sitting in the
circle I had created.
"All clear," he confirmed as he used
the rest of his sense to sweep the loft. "Let's clean this stuff up
so we can get some sleep tonight."
I quickly closed the circle.
Figuring that it didn't hurt to do it properly as I had already attracted the
attention of one mystical being. Or is that two?
After we tidied up we
headed for our respective rooms. Before I could be reached it Jim called
to me.
"Hey Sandburg."
"Ya."
"No
more travelling unless I'm with you. Got it."
"Whatever
you say man. See you in the morning."
"Goodnight."
Laying in bed I thought of travelling around the world with a Sentinel hot
on my heels. I grinned at the thought of all the trouble we could get into together.
Grabbing my pillow I twisted it into shape and snuggled deeper into my blankets.
Yep, life was never going to be dull again.
The End
I
thought this story up while I was flipping through a book of fairy lore.
I was actually looking for South American fairies when I ran across the description
of the Trow. The first thing that popped into my mind after read the description
was how would Jim dealing with having them in the loft. LOL.
Hope
you enjoyed.
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